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| Speading The Love (at sea mind you) |
| On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankees jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Boston Red Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Yankees fan from the water. Then using autographed David Ortiz baseball bats, the three Red Sox heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Yankee and Red Sox fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "He may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" |
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| Gayness In House That Ruth Built? |
| Apparently, Derek Jeter finally admitted that he "plays for the other team". Honestly, no one really knows why he didn't win the MVP. He is the MVP, he has the numbers, and he is a good player, any intelligent, well-educated fan will admit that.
So how did Jeter lose the race? It's quite simple, with a little reporting, ok actually no reporting whatsoever, I found this on what the cool kids are calling "the internets: that's the one with email, right?" - Derek Jeter is gay and probably had lots of GAY SEX with the wrong reporter and somebody leaked the story to the press. Either that or people in Minnesota finally got up and voted. Remember this is a state that elected a former WWF super-star !!! |
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| Mission Statement |
This site has been a dream of mine for many years and now it's turning into the site that I dreamed about when I first registered the domain name 2 years ago. With the help of many friends and a lot of dedication by yours truly this hopefully will be a portal where people can show their hate for the most over-rated team in professional sports. I really don't care that the Yankees have won 26 World Series. All I care about is getting away from the stupid idiotic "yankees suck" chant. They have won 26 times so they don't suck, but we can still hate them for winning so much. |
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